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The DFT Song ============================ Written by Volker Blum and Kieron Burke To the tune of "Let It Be" with apologies to John and Paul (Kieron Burke is the author of <ABC of DFT> ![]() ==================== Music: When I find my model's unpredictive, Walter Kohn just comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, DFTee. And in my hour of code-debugging, he stands right in front of meee, saying "you just gotta learn your chemistree". LSD, PBE, B3LYP, hee-hee-hee. And in my hour of darkness, with van-der-Waals in front of meee, my graphene comes out bad, with stupid PBEee. But now there's Langreth-Lundqvist, doing even ATPee, let's all go to medical conferences, running DFTee. DFT, DFT, DFT, DFTee. I can always find a functional, to make it all agree. But when my band gap's tiny, far to small to see, I don't like your answer, DFTee. For though it may be parted with hybrid E-X-Cee, Can I trust my answer, in realitee? DFT, DFT, DFT, DFTee. I thought you were first principles, DFTee. And when the broken-hearted gap, opens up to full degree, How'll I get the answer, tell me DFTee? For though the band gap may be parted, there's a chance that you will see: GW is the answer, thank you Rex Godbee! Many bod-eee, not DFT, Many bod-eee, no densitee, this must be the answer, on which we'll all agree! And when I've found the structure, there's still a light that shines in me, So Walter wont let me use, ground-state DFTee. To find the optical spectrum, while staying p'rameter-free, We must ask a little Gross, the one called Hardeee. DFT, 123, now TD-, DFT Let's get excitations, with more skulduggeree. DFT, DFT, DFT, DFTee. It's the weirdest physics, but makes great chemistree! |
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