 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
||
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| 5 | 1/1 | 返回列表 |
| 查看: 646 | 回復(fù): 5 | |||
| 當(dāng)前只顯示滿足指定條件的回帖，點(diǎn)擊這里查看本話題的所有回帖 | |||
滄__海版主 (文學(xué)泰斗)
神蟲浮云
|
[交流]
Humor
|
||
|
1. Who is Disgusting First：“My neighbor is very disgusting，who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night．” Second：“It is disgusting in faith，do you call the police？” First：“No．I just take him as a madman，and continue to play my piano．” 2. Where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed？” Student：“I know，I know．At the bottom of the page．” 3. Driving car Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－h(huán)and turn．” Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing．” 4. Humor Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair．” Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror．Just look at Grandma．” 5. Not Necessary To Answer Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question．How much hair do you have？” Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions．” Teacher：“How do you know it？” Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question．” 6. Now I can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question．I'll permit him or her to go home earlier．” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed．He was very angry and asked，“Who did it？Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good－bye，Sir! ” 7. Don’t tell her Two twins went to the kindergarten．“Who's the elder and who's the younger one？” asked a nurse． One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her． 8. The Things Kids Say One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ？”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3) hug． “I can' t，dear．” She said．“I have to sleep in Daddy's room．”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy4)．” |
回復(fù)此樓» 猜你喜歡
0856材料化工調(diào)劑 總分330
已經(jīng)有13人回復(fù)
-
330分求調(diào)劑
已經(jīng)有5人回復(fù)
-
291求調(diào)劑
已經(jīng)有3人回復(fù)
-
086000生物與醫(yī)藥調(diào)劑
已經(jīng)有8人回復(fù)
-
352分-085602-一志愿985
已經(jīng)有3人回復(fù)
-
291求調(diào)劑
已經(jīng)有4人回復(fù)
-
309求調(diào)劑
已經(jīng)有4人回復(fù)
-
0856求調(diào)劑
已經(jīng)有13人回復(fù)
-
0703化學(xué)
已經(jīng)有11人回復(fù)
-
329求調(diào)劑
已經(jīng)有7人回復(fù)
lppv
榮譽(yù)版主 (文壇精英)
無與倫比俱樂部部長(zhǎng)
- ESEPI: 42
- 應(yīng)助: 5 (幼兒園)
- 貴賓: 2.158
- 金幣: 9455.2
- 散金: 21883
- 紅花: 262
- 沙發(fā): 257
- 帖子: 29946
- 在線: 3646.7小時(shí)
- 蟲號(hào): 937152
- 注冊(cè): 2010-01-05
- 性別: MM
- 專業(yè): 無機(jī)合成和制備化學(xué)
- 管轄: English Cafe
5樓2013-10-21 22:22:45
| 最具人氣熱帖推薦 [查看全部] | 作者 | 回/看 | 最后發(fā)表 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
[考研] 0703化學(xué)調(diào)劑，求導(dǎo)師收 +9 | 天天好運(yùn)來上岸?/a> 2026-03-24 | 10/500 |
|
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
|
[考研] 085701求調(diào)劑初試286分 +4 | secret0328 2026-03-28 | 4/200 |
|
|
[考研] 317求調(diào)劑 +6 | 十閑wx 2026-03-24 | 6/300 |
|
|
|
[考研] 【求調(diào)劑】085601材料工程專碩 | 總分272 | +6 | 腳滑的守法公民 2026-03-27 | 6/300 |
|
|
|
[考研] 070300化學(xué)求調(diào)劑 +4 | 起個(gè)名咋這么難 2026-03-27 | 4/200 |
|
|
|
[考研] 283求調(diào)劑（080500） +4 | A child 2026-03-27 | 4/200 |
|
|
|
[考研] 085600材料與化工調(diào)劑 +10 | A-哆啦Z夢(mèng) 2026-03-23 | 16/800 |
|
|
|
[考研] 348求調(diào)劑 +4 | 小懶蟲不懶了 2026-03-27 | 5/250 |
|
|
|
[考研] 298調(diào)劑 +3 | jiyingjie123 2026-03-27 | 3/150 |
|
|
|
[考研] 333求調(diào)劑 +3 | question挽風(fēng) 2026-03-23 | 3/150 |
|
|
|
[考研] 286求調(diào)劑 +4 | lim0922 2026-03-26 | 4/200 |
|
|
|
[考研] 336材料求調(diào)劑 +7 | 陳瀅瑩 2026-03-26 | 9/450 |
|
|
|
[考研] 333求調(diào)劑 +6 | wfh030413@ 2026-03-23 | 6/300 |
|
|
|
[考研] 281求調(diào)劑 +6 | Koxui 2026-03-24 | 7/350 |
|
|
|
[考研] 302求調(diào)劑 +4 | 錦衣衛(wèi)藤椒 2026-03-25 | 4/200 |
|
|
|
[考研] 0854電子信息求調(diào)劑 +7 | α____ 2026-03-22 | 9/450 |
|
|
|
[考研] 一志愿北化315 求調(diào)劑 +3 | akrrain 2026-03-24 | 3/150 |
|
|
|
[考研] 一志愿南航材料專317分求調(diào)劑 +5 | 炸呀炸呀炸薯?xiàng)l 2026-03-23 | 5/250 |
|
|
|
[論文投稿] 急發(fā)核心期刊論文 +3 | 賢達(dá)問津 2026-03-23 | 5/250 |
|
|
|
[考研] 280分求調(diào)劑 一志愿085802 +4 | PUMPT 2026-03-22 | 7/350 |
|