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來(lái)源：https://blog.sciencenet.cn/blog-288924-953710.html 審稿人什么的最令人討厭了！花費(fèi)數(shù)以周記甚至數(shù)以月計(jì)的時(shí)間，終于把論文寫(xiě)到自己覺(jué)得完美無(wú)缺，滿懷希望把論文投遞出去。你心想發(fā)表論文的過(guò)程肯定會(huì)非常輕松，仿佛看到自己的論文印成鉛字在你眼前，別做夢(mèng)了！ 審稿人會(huì)讓你感到絕望甚至想自殺的，當(dāng)然，如果他們心情好的話，可能只需要你回到電腦前做一下修改。說(shuō)真的，審稿人提出的那些無(wú)關(guān)緊要，毫無(wú)意義的問(wèn)題和評(píng)論到底有什么用？ 審稿人跟你的溝通要么熱情誠(chéng)懇，要么鄭重其事，但是審稿人與期刊編輯之間的溝通就隨意多了。你知道審稿人在背著你說(shuō)你的哪些壞話嗎？請(qǐng)往下看。 2010年Environmental Microbiology雜志刊登了一部分雜志的審稿意見(jiàn)，讓人在學(xué)術(shù)研究嚴(yán)肅、認(rèn)真的前提下充分體會(huì)了下，審稿人的幽默與詼諧，有的審稿意見(jiàn)甚至讓人啼笑皆非，下面列舉了一部分經(jīng)典的審稿意見(jiàn)，讓大家也見(jiàn)識(shí)一下史上最狠的評(píng)審意見(jiàn)，其他的內(nèi)容見(jiàn)文后附件，有興趣的可以繼續(xù)尋找。 PS：翻譯純屬搞笑，不喜勿拍！ 毒舌搞笑篇： This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future. 這文章太不給力了…請(qǐng)萬(wàn)勿發(fā)表。此外，建議鎖定該作者的電子郵件ID，避免此人日后繼續(xù)投稿。。 The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about. 寫(xiě)作水平和展示的數(shù)據(jù)無(wú)敵了，哥不得不提前下班，匆匆回家，然后花時(shí)間思考下人活著是為了蝦米。。。 Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest! 拒發(fā)，必須的。本文的漏洞比我爺爺網(wǎng)眼背心上的洞還多！ I would suggest that EM set up a fund that pays for the red wine reviewers may need to digest manuscripts like this one. 哥建議貴刊（環(huán)境微生物學(xué)雜志）成立基金，以買單審稿人審閱時(shí)可能需要的紅酒，哥上火呀。 The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style. 這篇文章問(wèn)題多多，寫(xiě)作格式尤其可怕，簡(jiǎn)直摧殘了哥身體里求生的意志。 Hopeless – Seems like they have been asleep and are not up on recent work on metagenomics. 哥真的不能淡定了。顯然作者要么睡著了，要么完全沒(méi)跟上宏基因組學(xué)的前沿發(fā)展。 A weak paper, poor experimental design, comparison of sequences using different primers, no statistical analysis possible, carelessly written, poorly thought through. 文章很弱。實(shí)驗(yàn)設(shè)計(jì)很銼，使用不同的引物序列比較；統(tǒng)計(jì)分析不置可否；寫(xiě)作粗獷。徹頭徹尾的悲劇呀。。。 I agreed to review this Ms whilst answering e-mails in the golden glow of a balmy evening on the terrace of our holiday hotel on Lake Como. Back in the harsh light of reality in Belfast I realize that it’s just on the limit of my comfort zone and that it would probably have been better not to have volunteered. 迷人的傍晚，金色的夕照，如果此時(shí)哥在科莫湖的假日酒店那鋪灑著余輝的露臺(tái)上，我會(huì)欣然同意審閱這篇文章。然而，在貝爾法斯特殘酷的日光里，我想剛才我那么想是被酒店啥的爽到了，文章么，咱能不提這事行嗎。。。 The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student. 哥從本科開(kāi)始就不看這種操性的文章了。 The lack of negative controls. . . . results in the authors being lost in the funhouse. Unfortunately, I do not think they even realize this. 陰性對(duì)照實(shí)驗(yàn)的缺乏導(dǎo)致作者在游樂(lè)場(chǎng)里完全迷失了，不幸的是，我看他們現(xiàn)在還沒(méi)意識(shí)到。 "Season’s Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days." 節(jié)日快樂(lè)！回復(fù)慢了，真抱歉。有一只烤鵝妨礙我，讓我?guī)滋於紱](méi)顧得上回郵件。 "This paper is awfully written. There is no adequate objective and no reasonable conclusion. The literature is quoted at random and not in the context of argument. I have doubts about the methods and whether the effort of data gathering is sufficient to arrive at a useful conclusion." 這篇論文寫(xiě)得太爛了。目的不明確，結(jié)論不合理。引文都是亂引的，跟正文的論證完全對(duì)不上號(hào)。我懷疑這樣的實(shí)驗(yàn)方法，也懷疑他們收集的數(shù)據(jù)不足以得出有效結(jié)論。 見(jiàn)識(shí)過(guò)了審稿人的毒舌和幽默，再來(lái)見(jiàn)識(shí)一下審稿人怎么夸人。但當(dāng)審稿人遇到非常棒的論文，也會(huì)給出衷心的好評(píng)。 好評(píng)點(diǎn)贊篇： “Very much enjoyed reading this one, and do not have any significant comments. Wish I had thought of this one.” 這篇論文讀起來(lái)簡(jiǎn)直是一種享受，沒(méi)有任何意見(jiàn)。這么好的點(diǎn)子我當(dāng)初怎么沒(méi)想到！ “There was little I could think of to improve this nice paper.” 這篇論文好得我都不知道要怎么改了。 "This is as solid a write up as I have seen, many spend much more time and space to say considerably less. It is a perfect example of a compact report." 這是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最確鑿的報(bào)告，許多人花更多時(shí)間精力寫(xiě)出來(lái)的比這個(gè)差多了。作為一篇翔實(shí)的報(bào)告，這是一個(gè)完美的例子。 "landmark paper on P. putida physiology." 假單胞菌生理學(xué)研究的里程碑 "It is always a joy to review manuscripts such as this. Well conceived, well executed, well edited. Clean. Pristine. From start to finish." 評(píng)審這樣的稿件是件人生樂(lè)事：構(gòu)思周詳，實(shí)施得當(dāng)，寫(xiě)得漂亮。干凈，純樸，從頭至尾。 以上審稿意見(jiàn)摘自于Referees‘ quotes - 2010. (2010) Environmental Microbiology，還有更多，理文編輯收集了2001年至2011年的每期內(nèi)容，讀起來(lái)完全停不下來(lái)，越讀越上癮。 發(fā)自小木蟲(chóng)Android客戶端 |
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